There is a reason this entry is titled, "You can't make this shit up". It is because, well, you can't.

True story. Picture it Arkansas, 2004. A couple that lives two townhouses down from me start a feud. So loud in fact that all the neighbors come out to see what all the commotion is.
You see, it is in Spanish and they are the only Mexican's living in the complex, so it is plain to the rest of us, that they are fighting but we have no idea what they are saying. (I did however pick up a "pen-day-ho" and quite possibly a "poota".)
It escalates, it then comes outdoors! OMG! The man is NAKED!!! The woman is screaming at the top of her lungs. Wait, what is that? Another woman's voice? WOW she is naked too! And they are OUTDOORS! IN PUBLIC!! SCREAMING IN SPANISH!!!
Then the sliding glass door slams and you distinctly hear the lock. A minute or two passes then the upstairs window comes open.
Clothes! They are flying right along with the Maple tree leaves! Just like in the movies, except, no commercials!
Then the screaming escalates to an unfathomable fast paced Spanish that I doubt even other Spanish speaking folks can understand. I wait for the man to say he can "splain" but he doesn't. Apparently the wife has the upper hand on this scenario.
Then you can hear the door open back up. The "other woman" is covering herself up with a........
SHIH-TZU!!
I PROMISE I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!
Apparently the other woman is STUPID because there is clothes lying all over the ground and she chooses the dog? The wife then must of told the man to leave and take the (pootah) and dog with him and throws the keys at the truck.
They take the dog and leave. I don't know where they went and where they changed clothes. But later tonight, he came back, alone and clothed. He just left again and left the dog behind as well and he is barking and barking. Poor thing. He must of loved the attention of the "pootah".
Now if only I could get a translator for Round 2........